Aug
31
2010
honor: restored
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I wrote a whole thing, but then I realized that nothing I could say would be better than just letting people speak for themselves.
1:51 pm, 31 August 2010
I learned all I needed to know about the Japos on 12/7.
2:30 pm, 31 August 2010
I learned all I needed to know about life from this video:
1) Obama is not a US citizen.
2) Obama is a Muslim at heart.
3) You’re not allowed to pray at the Lincoln Memorial.
4) Al Sharpton and the Black Panthers do not own August 28th.
5) There are a lot of fat old unemployed white people bitching about the economy who can still afford to take a trip to DC to buy novelty shirts and sing off key.
6) Now we know how the Indians felt.
2:35 pm, 31 August 2010
I would like to own George Washington.
2:37 pm, 31 August 2010
John, seriously. . . this post was originally titled “true facts” and was basically your list, except I included the apparent need to lower one’s voice when saying “pregnant,” you know, in the manner of a white person explaining that someone was “black.”
Oh, and I further expounded on the Al Sharpton/Black Panther thing by mentioning that it’s a true fact that caucasians don’t own George Washington.
We’ve been together a looooong time, eh? <3
3:02 pm, 31 August 2010
You read my mind. But you don’t own my mind, and you don’t own George Washington! And neither do the Black Panthers. Also, the US has a health problem, and I think it has something to do with Ellis Island, maybe? You and Al don’t own that either, whatever it is.
Was anyone able to identify what was wrong with the woman talking about Ellis Island and sanitation? Did she speak English? Some sort of brain damage? Was her visor on too tight? That part confused me.